You and I have hung out on of couple occasions and things kept get spicier every time. One night things got super steamy. Both of us were moaning as we kissed and caressed one another. As we were making out, we stripped down and out of our clothes. Right when we were both naked, I looked at you in shock and told you I was leaving. I got dressed and left without another word. A couple weeks pass and I decide to invite you over to confess some things to you. I somewhat lead you on to think I want to fuck and then I switch things up by telling you that your dick is the tiniest one I've ever seen. I go on to confess that I've been fucking a guy with a ridiculously amazing BBC while you and I were "seeing each other".